i heard albert is getting rid of all his dogs and replacing them with juan. this is a rumor but also i hold this picture as evidence:
also i heard the people working at the alberto's mexican food restaurant in chino are on speed. today i saw a man sweating so hard and never wiping it off. NEVER.
david walks a lot now. i think he's going to join various walk-a-thons and probably hang out with a bunch of old people like my grandma. i even think i saw him walking in some barely there shorts and this psychedelic tshirt. watch out world. W.O.W.
i think that is all i heard today. peace out! oh i mean, f what you heard!